January 2011
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Just bought beats by dre. Holy fuck. These are...
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sex is best when it's one on one
I was just on the radio..
DJ: Would you rather lick Rosie O’Donnel’s vagina or eat a blowpop out of Oprah’s?
Me: Oprah.
DJ: Why Oprah?
Me: Because you know she keeps her stuff clean.
DJ: But how do you know?
Me: Gayle’s taking care of it.
DJ: Thanks for calling, what’s your name? We’re putting you on!
That awkward moment where your mom finds the...
You know how every gay guy you know if Facebook...
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Look at this idiot's facebook picture lulz →
Why isn't anyone awake?!
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yup.
mrchrisspears:
found matching tables for my bed tonight.
success.
Anonymous asked: ugly
Anonymous asked: ugly
reblog if you'd fuck one of your followers.
chicagoxnative: